DEAD GUY ON THE TRAIN

All jokes aside, this guy flat out looks dead. He's had to have been rotting there for a couple days now... He kind of looks like he's trying to smell something and either he's not getting it or he doesn't like what he's smelling.

NO WAY!!!! HE'S BACK!!!!

I SWEAR TO GOD THIS IS NOT A REPLAY!!!! This guy has been spotted AGAIN! The guy that litterally inspired this entire idea is BACK! Talk about a lock for the Hall of Fame, this guy is the definition of consistency!

He looks like he's fixed his posture issues and is now sitting more straight, and the mouth seems more symetrical which probably leads to better breathing and more of a deep open mouth sleep for him. Just a veteran perfecting his craft, never satisfied with just good enough!

Should I? Of Course

Not at all my best work here, but this just goes to show the degree of difficulty in taking subtle shots of mouth breathers with the train rocking back and forth! I walked by this guy on my way to the next car, had to stop and think if I really wanted to go into my bag to get my phone, turned once to walk away then said FUCK IT it needs to get done! SAY CHEESE MOTHERFUCKER!!!!

STANDING KNOCK OUT!!!!

IMPRESSED! Seeing a standing sleeper is like spotting a black squirrel or a shooting star or an albino kid, just one of those rare sights that you gotta love getting a shot of. Good for this guy.

Dead Out

Little bit of a broken neck theme we got going here. This guy had to have missed his stop..

CHECK THE NECK!!!!



OH MY GOD!! SIR ARE YOU OKAY?! Does this guy have a spine or what?? Thank God for skin or his head would've fell completely off his body I think. How much pain you think this guy was in when he woke up? First words out of his mouth had to be "What the fuck?" as he grabs his neck. I'll tell you what the fuck: You sleep like an asshole!

DAMN!

Just as I was getting in a groove, my company goes on strike. Well the kid is back and people are still sleeping on the train.... More to come....