Classic arm rest

I mean there's no discernible advantages to being a fatso but here's one that's almost universally overlooked - an arm rest. No way in this moment does this guy feel shitty about being fat, actually there's a good chance he doesn't feel anything at all because he's heavy into that deep REM sleep right here. What if the train hit one of those quick turns and slammed his head into that window you think he'd even wake up? If he did I bet he refolds his arms right onto that arm rest and thinks - "I love being fat so my heavy fat arms can get a rest right now"

Total Relaxation

Damn these old trains, just no chance of getting a clear shot. The thing rocks too much. Apparently rocks this bitch right to sleep! Legs crossed, arms crossed, neck broke. This is the type of relaxation people strive for at spas and shit and this lady managed to do it on a rickety old metal can tearing down the track at 80 mph! Look at this shit! She's so relaxed her goddamn face is melting off!

Dead Out

Little bit of a broken neck theme we got going here. This guy had to have missed his stop..

CHECK THE NECK!!!!



OH MY GOD!! SIR ARE YOU OKAY?! Does this guy have a spine or what?? Thank God for skin or his head would've fell completely off his body I think. How much pain you think this guy was in when he woke up? First words out of his mouth had to be "What the fuck?" as he grabs his neck. I'll tell you what the fuck: You sleep like an asshole!

PM Rush Hour AKA Primetime Snooze Fest!

OH MY GOD!!!! LADY ARE YOU ALIVE?! SOMEBODY GET A PULSE!!!! I think that guy in the background is calling her family to let them know she's a goner... Or maybe she's just.... ASLEEP ON THE TRAIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! OOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Monday June 18th

Do not fall asleep on the train, because I will find you, take a picture of you and your stupid face and put it on Facebook.... And subsequently I'll start a blog about it.