Classic arm rest

I mean there's no discernible advantages to being a fatso but here's one that's almost universally overlooked - an arm rest. No way in this moment does this guy feel shitty about being fat, actually there's a good chance he doesn't feel anything at all because he's heavy into that deep REM sleep right here. What if the train hit one of those quick turns and slammed his head into that window you think he'd even wake up? If he did I bet he refolds his arms right onto that arm rest and thinks - "I love being fat so my heavy fat arms can get a rest right now"

MID CROSSWORD KNOCKOUT!

HOLY SHIT HE'S OUT FOR THE COUNT! Hey bud what's a 4 letter word that describes a person who passes out in the middle of a crossword puzzle?? I'LL TELL YA: DICK!

Total Relaxation

Damn these old trains, just no chance of getting a clear shot. The thing rocks too much. Apparently rocks this bitch right to sleep! Legs crossed, arms crossed, neck broke. This is the type of relaxation people strive for at spas and shit and this lady managed to do it on a rickety old metal can tearing down the track at 80 mph! Look at this shit! She's so relaxed her goddamn face is melting off!